Wednesday, November 01, 2006

My wet hiney...


Automatic toilets need to be banned. They waste water because they flush while you are still sitting on them (thus, requiring another flush). They vascillate between the extremes of not sensitive enough to movement (not flushing when you leave the stall), or too darn sensitive (thus giving your rear a second shower).

Gahhhhhh! Stupid toilets.

[EDIT: For those RevGal folks finding this post, I feel like I should have made this post more theological by using one of my fiance's favorite metaphors: Jesus as the heavenly toilet who flushes our sins away... :-)]

5 Comments:

  1. Kristen M said...
    Amen sistah *had to insert he maine-ism*
    revabi said...
    I am right "behind" you.

    My kids are terrified of the automatic toliet flushers. But they wouldn't have come to be if people would have just done the right thing and flush!
    Patsy said...
    *laughs hysterically* Oh Melissa I love you!
    will smama said...
    Oh my goodness - welcome to my SOAPBOX! I don't think they will ever work in a women's room because what self-respecting woman would open the door BEFORE flushing the toilet leaving open the possibility she will need to go back and flush herself HENCE ADMITTING that she did something that needed to be flushed!

    i. rest. my. case.
    LutheranChik said...
    The toilets in our local fancy-galleria-type-shoppin'-place (we actually have one of these in Outer Podunk) are the explosive, tsunami-wave ones...yikes! Still not as scary as the "fire toilets," used in tundra country, that Kelly Fryer mentions in Reclaiming the "L" Word.

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